Escape Is Not an Option Funny Anniversary Card | Terri Bull Adventure Club

Description

Funny Anniversary Card for Couples Who Are Still Stuck With Each Other

This funny anniversary card celebrates lasting love the Terri Bull Adventure Club way: with romance, commitment, mild panic, and the comforting realization that escape is not an option.

The front features Terri Bull discovering that happily ever after may have come with a few unexpected terms and conditions, while Chickity PooPoo appears suspiciously prepared for the occasion.

At the top, a big cheerful “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!” sets up the joke.

Then the card delivers the real relationship wisdom:

“ESCAPE IS NOT AN OPTION!”

Because nothing says eternal devotion quite like realizing you may actually be in this thing for the long haul.

A Funny Anniversary Card With Actual Personality

Forget the flowery greeting-card aisle where every card sounds like it was written by somebody staring dramatically at a sunset.

This one is for couples who laugh together, tease each other, survive each other’s weird habits, and know that a great relationship needs a sense of humor almost as much as it needs love.

The Terri Bull Adventure Club artwork gives the card an original character-driven look that feels completely different from the usual anniversary card.

Premium Card Stock and Vibrant Printing

Printed on substantial 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard, the card has a sturdy premium feel rather than flimsy disposable-card stock.

Toner-based printing keeps the colors bright and the character artwork crisp, and every card comes with a complimentary envelope so it is ready to give.

Choose from three sizes depending on how dramatically you’d like to announce that your significant other is still not getting away.

Available Sizes

Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Product Details

• Premium 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant full-color artwork
• Three available sizes
• Complimentary envelope included
• Small weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium weight: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large weight: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Original Terri Bull Adventure Club artwork

More Terri Bull Ridiculousness Awaits

Looking for another gift to go with your funny anniversary card? Head back into the Mega Moo Mall for Terri Bull Adventure Club apparel, mugs, gifts, books, and other wonderfully unnecessary things.

And when the anniversary festivities are over, visit the Terri Bull Adventure Club for games, stories, activities, and family adventures.

After all, true love means choosing the same person again and again.

Or possibly just losing the key.

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