Gassy the Dwarf “Yes, There Will Be Smells!” Apron – Black

Description

Gassy Black Apron: Yes, There Will Be Smells!

The Gassy Black Apron is for cooks who believe a little kitchen chaos builds character.

And when Gassy the Dwarf is involved, apparently it also builds smells.

This black version features the same outrageous “YES. THERE WILL BE SMELLS.” artwork, with Gassy proudly waving his filthy spatula over a bubbling pot while suspicious green fumes announce that dinner is officially underway.

The dark background gives the colorful Gassy artwork an especially bold, dramatic look, making the greens, oranges, browns and ridiculous expression jump right off the apron.

YES. THERE WILL BE SMELLS.

It is exactly the kind of kitchen confidence you would expect from Gassy.

The detailed full-color artwork turns an ordinary cooking apron into something people will actually notice, whether you are grilling outside, baking with the family, cooking a giant holiday meal, or attempting a recipe that probably should have come with better ventilation instructions.

Why You’ll Love This Gassy Black Apron

The smooth polyester fabric helps protect your clothes while the adjustable tie-back design keeps the fit simple and comfortable.

It is perfect for:

• Gassy the Dwarf fans
• Terri Bull Adventure Club families
• Baking and family cooking
• Holiday meals
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Cooks with a sense of humor
• Anyone whose smoke detector has become a kitchen timer
• Anyone who prefers darker kitchen gear
• Grilling and barbecue fans
• Cooks who somehow manage to wear half the recipe

The black apron background gives the artwork a richer, more dramatic contrast, making Gassy and his wonderfully questionable cooking experiment stand out even more.

Apron Details

• 100% polyester
• Size: 31.5″ × 25.6″ (80 cm × 65 cm)
• Comfortable tie-back closure
• One size fits most
• Design appears on one side
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam

The Gassy Black Apron combines everyday kitchen usefulness with bold character artwork and exactly the kind of humor you would expect from Gassy the Dwarf.

If dinner smells suspicious, at least now you’re dressed appropriately.