Mysterious Feathered Do-Gooder Spotted Around Cloverbell

By Braggy the Dwarf, Editor-in-Chief of The Town Crier Chronicle
Official Town Crier of Cloverbell, Investigative Genius, and Considerably More Impressive Than Whoever This Guy Is

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Cloverbell residents are reporting strange sightings of a mysterious masked do-gooder calling himself Kaptain Kluck.

Witnesses claim he appears without warning, usually accompanied by flashing lights, suspicious machinery, odd gadgets, smoke, sparks, and an alarming amount of dramatic posing. Then, before anyone can figure out who he is, he vanishes.

Very theatrical.

I approve of the theatrical part.

Nobody seems to know Kaptain Kluck’s true identity, where he came from, what all those contraptions actually do, or why anyone would willingly wear that much metal during a thunderstorm.

What we do know is that Kaptain Kluck appears to be helping Adventurers and residents whenever trouble pops up around the Realm.

Heroic?
Perhaps.
Powerful?
Possibly.

More powerful than Braggy the Dwarf and his enormous super-genius brain?
Absolutely not.

I have personally begun an investigation into the identity of this mysterious chicken, which means his anonymity should last approximately another fifteen minutes.

Until then, keep your eyes on the rooftops.

If you see sparks, hear machinery, or spot a suspicious chicken charging dramatically into danger, you may have just witnessed Kaptain Kluck.

And if he ever needs advice from Cloverbell’s real greatest hero…

He knows where to find me!

BRAGGY
Editor-in-Chief, The Town Crier Chronicle
Official Town Crier of Cloverbell
Super Genius
Still Not Wearing a Cape Because I Don’t Need One